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1. The word for tonight is "legs." [Now, go spread the word!](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2022/11/365.html)
2. If we are being honest every guy seeing this post has already lost his pants and is wondering [if you mind wrapping your legs around him instead.](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2023/01/Ancient.html)
3. Most guys here wish you were soap so [they could feel you all over.](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2021/11/foreplay.html)
4. That pussy looks cute and simple. Ironically it is also the only place where GPS fails, and [no one wants to ask for directions.](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2024/11/f-orgasm.html)
5. That booty is a magic ward to turn every guy into a racehorse. [Cause when you ride he'll always finish first.](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2022/01/tease.html)
6. Lets address the elephant in the room, every guy seeing this post wants to play farmer, [you being the farmland, he'll plant the seed.](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2021/11/alpha.html)
7. I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. [Nice Ass!](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2022/01/goddess.html)
8. What if a guy starts a relationship with you as a friend, [would you allow him to give you the ‘D’ later?](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2024/01/smaller-size.html)
9. Most guys wish [they'll kiss you in the rain,](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2025/02/homemade.html) so you can get twice as wet.
10. You need to give guys warning the same way a hurricane does to coconut palm trees. [Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blowjob!](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2022/01/blow-him.html)
11. Now, that pussy is like a work of art, [for most men it is hard to explain and easy to ruin](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2022/01/thrill.html)
12. Beware! most guys here are burglars ... and [they are going to smash your back door in!](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2022/11/backdoor.html)
13. Now, here is the difference between love, true love, and showing off. [Spit, swallow, and gargle](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2024/02/love.html)
14. With that body you take away [every guy's "inside pirate fear" of the first date.](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2025/02/slow-sex.html) A sunken chest with no booty.
15. Your body really warrant this warning to guys: [always remember the importance of foreplay](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2021/12/own.html) ......when done correctly, a boob in hand gets two balls in the bush!
16. This is what the dick of every guy who sees this post is saying to the condom right now, ["Cover me im going in!"](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2022/11/plus-size.html)
17. That pussy has just turned most guys here into zombies because [they all now want to eat you out now.](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2022/12/101.html)
18. Your body is the kind most guys will want to ravish instantly. However guys need to remember [the difference between a chestnut and a walnut](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2021/11/size.html) depends on the amount of foreplay.
19. Definitely most guys here may not go down in history, [but they will go down on you.](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2023/04/oral-moves.html)
20. You know what cums after C....? [The D!](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2021/11/pace.html)
21. What's your sign? Caution, [Slippery When Wet,](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2021/12/take-me.html) Dangerous Curves ahead, Yield?
22. [You need to visit the Virgin Islands.](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2021/10/male-virgin.html) By now they would've just been called The Islands
23. Your body will make any guy here hide every chair in the world [just so you'd have to sit on his face](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2021/10/eating.html)
24. Nice post and for some reason it made me think of the difference between a clitoris and a vagina? A: a clitoris needs to be licked fingered an Palmed, but a vagina only needs to be pounded.
25. I am 6 inches away [from making a masturbation joke.](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2021/10/jackoff.html)
26. As tempting as your body may be, guys need to remember that [the Big Bang came after The Big Foreplay.](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2021/11/crack.html)
27. Gorgeous! You really deserve a guy who will put effort in pleasing you. Though to be fair, most guys know that they are doing something wrong when it comes to foreplay, [but they can't quite put their fingers on it](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2022/01/fingering.html)
28. This is the stuff of legends. Funny thing is that most guys upvoting this post are not followers, [they just came out of nowhere!](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2021/10/ultimate.html)
29. This reminds me if Pussy-lips is one word, because [every guy needs to learn to spread them](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2022/02/muff.html)
30. If I was a politician I would give the first guy to upvote you a government funding for a four-hour expedition [to find your G-spot.](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2021/10/g-spot.html)
31. There are plenty of businessman here [who work in orifices](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2022/01/thrust.html) and they are asking if you got any openings?
32. Prefect pussy. You need to only date cat whisperers because [they know exactly what that pussy needs.](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2024/01/Fake-Orgasms.html)
33. Lucky you for having such a cute pussy. Otherwise a dick has it rough. Not only are his closest friends nuts, but his backdoor neighbor’s an asshole, his best friend is a pussy. And if that weren’t enough, [he regularly takes a beating.](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2024/01/good.html)
34. I'm done, this is my last ever cum joke. [Premature or not,](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2024/02/delayed.html) I've created millions of these and none of them stick.
35. **Woman:** [“Make me cum”](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2025/11/blog.html) **Genie:** “You might want to rephrase that”
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38. This is a notice to guys seeing this post: A vagina is like the weather. [Once its wet, it's time to go inside](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2022/01/tension.html)
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40. Fun fact: The bacteria found in yogurt is the same one found in a vagina. [So, eat pussy, it's organic](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2022/02/chow.html)
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45. Perfect lips! [Most guys here will make you a termite,](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2022/01/wack-right.html) because you are about to have your mouth full of wood.
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50. Every guy seeing your post is wondering that [you can touch his](https://tichazsexpros.blogspot.com/2022/01/penis.html) if he can touch yours with his